That day you get the job and then you go splurge at the grocery store on money you didn’t even make yet…

…or am i the only one that does that?

majestictheunicorn:

When guys hit on me, then I reject them, and then they proceed to call me a fat bitch.

haaaaaaaaa, BUT YOU WAS JUST TRYNA GET ALL UPN ON DIS FAT BITCH DOE.

But really, fat bitch? I been fat my whole life, you gotta try harder.

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ziallling:

my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges

  • don’t
  • pray to god you marry rich

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willthewriter:

Plus, people act like Miguel and Frank Ocean are the patron saints r&b

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That’s because they’re too young to remember anything past 2010.

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I should REALLY be packing and getting ready to move out… Sigh.

Why can’t I be productive??!