That day you get the job and then you go splurge at the grocery store on money you didn’t even make yet…
…or am i the only one that does that?
When guys hit on me, then I reject them, and then they proceed to call me a fat bitch.
haaaaaaaaa, BUT YOU WAS JUST TRYNA GET ALL UPN ON DIS FAT BITCH DOE.
But really, fat bitch? I been fat my whole life, you gotta try harder.
(via dejaafrika)
my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges
- don’t
- pray to god you marry rich
(via trillaryclinton)
Plus, people act like Miguel and Frank Ocean are the patron saints r&b
That’s because they’re too young to remember anything past 2010.
(via trillaryclinton)
I should REALLY be packing and getting ready to move out… Sigh.
Why can’t I be productive??!








